The dog does not always know why he is being kicked.

~ Randy Foster

Crazy people rarely have frown lines.

~ Randy Foster

A little bit of s_ _t hitting the fan seems like a lot scattered on the wall.

~ Randy Foster

Remember, if you're "out of the woods," you're far more exposed.

~ Randy Foster

Inertia can be a good thing, if you're going in the right direction.

~ Randy Foster

If one cannot suck it up, one should at least suck.

~ Randy Foster

Redneck relations are harder to cover up than gray roots.

~ Randy Foster

One day bleeds into the next.

~ Randy Foster

I know surprisingly little about a lot.

~ Randy Foster

I can live with survivor's guilt.

~ Randy Foster

Lines written from the heart are often good therapy but bad art.

~ Randy Foster

A tall woman can go far on long legs....

~ Randy Foster

God has given us the vision to see eternal truths and the free will to ignore them.

~ Randy Foster

Sometimes you have to let the pendulum swing.

~ Randy Foster

"Spontaneous" is almost always found in conjunction with "combustion."

~ Randy Foster

Setting the bar high makes one’s failures spectacular.

~ Randy Foster

In politics, hard decisions are hardly made.

~ Randy Foster

I've earned the right to be right occasionally by being so wrong so often before.

~ Randy Foster

No one can judge the direction of the wind in a cyclone.

~ Randy Foster

Life was less colorful when everything was black and white.

~ Randy Foster