A real admirable rear admiral rescued a $100 bill from a rare commode, with the help of a rear commodore.

~ Amy E. Hall

Have tea, will pee.

~ Amy E. Hall

When I write about poo, I use my no. 2 pencil.

~ Amy E. Hall

Your poop stain in your underwear is your problem; your poop stain on the office toilet seat is mine.

~ Amy E. Hall